Finally, Ten Commandments for Facebook

12 Sep Finally, Ten Commandments for Facebook

BernIt’s humorous, but only because its true. Ross Wolinsky has had a revelation and published the authoritative ten commandments to govern Facebook. Here is the list:

  1. Thou Shalt Not List Every Movie, TV Show, Band and Book You Have Ever Heard Of In Your Profile
  2. Thou Shalt Not “Poke” Indiscriminately
  3. Thou Shalt Not “Friend” People You Don’t Actually Know
  4. Thou Shalt Not Use A Wall As A Private Messaging Function
  5. Thou Shalt Not Join A Billion Groups
  6. Thou Shalt Not Use Stupid Apps
  7. Thou Shalt Not Give “Gifts”
  8. Thou Shalt Not Contact People From Your Distant Past While Intoxicated
  9. Thou Shalt Not Update Thy Status Message If Thine Status Hath Not Changed (Or If You Have Nothing Clever To Say)
  10. Thou Shalt Not Act Like You’re On MySpace

A full explanation complete with practical example is provided on his post. I recommend all Facebook users to review it, especially the new ones. Let me emphasize, ESPECIALLY, the new members!

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